I Cant Keep My Eye Off That Sexy Potato Lyrics

Rolling down the aisle, just looking for a snack,

Saw a spud so golden, my heart began to crack

Skin so smooth and a shape so fine,

I had to make that tater mine!

Oh, I can't keep my eye off that sexy potato,

Dancing on the shelf like a hot tornado.

A twirl, a twist, a starched delight,

I dream of mashin' her all night!

I don't need no chips, no tots or fries

Just my sweet potato with all her eyes

She's baked, she's loaded, she's ready to eat

I got a fork in my pocket and I'm taking a seat

Oh, I can't keep my eye off that sexy potato,

She's hot, sweet and can't be beat

From russet to red, from Yukon to sweet,

That potato's the one I want to meet!

Oh, I'm peeling back layers just to see,

The golden heart of that spud for me.

I'll make a casserole, or scallop her fine,

With butter, and love, and a splash of wine!

I can't keep my eye off that sexy potato,

She's the root of my love, she's my mashed dream-O.

From the garden of earth, she's the queen supreme,

In a world of veggies, she reigns supreme!

So here's to you, my root-bound delight,

I'll steam you up on a Saturday night.

For in the veggie world, there's no debate-o,

You'll always be my sexy potato!

Oh, I can't keep my eye off that sexy potato,

Sizzlin' like fries, makin' my heart crescendo.

With every bite, my love grows true,

My hot potato… I'm lookin' at you!