Meat Grinder Pussy Lyrics

I went to McDonald's and what did I see

Your mother was staring directly at me

I went to her table and slid in the seat

Let's go to my bedroom we will be discrete

She took off her panties, they fell on the floor

Her face was so pretty your mom is a score

I pulled out my dick and almost stuck it in

But I wasn't prepared for what was about to begin…

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I think I lost my dick

It was shredded into bits

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It felt pretty good

I no longer have a hood

The next day I went to McDonald's to eat

I looked at the menu with my dollar forty-three

Your mom came along and she grinned up at me

She said there's something on the menu I think you should see

Among all the burgers, fries, ketchup and cheese

Was something so peculiar it almost made me scream

In red letters projected up there on the screen

Was a delicacy titled meat grinded pee pee

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My peepee is for sale

It tasted sort of stale

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There's something kind of sick

About mayo cheese and dick

(Pussy) Now that I've lost my manhood

I've been (pussy) thinking 'bout how more guys should

(Pussy) Consider where they put their sticks

And oh yeah (pussy)

Does your dad still have a-

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Who would ever expect

I will now go introspect

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Hey, I think I left my thong at your house last night

Can I come pick it up