Secret Agent Theme Song (end title) Lyrics

"I intend to be a secret agent when I grow up!"

When the normal warning signs are broken

And illusion travels in the air

From the corner of your eye

You watch the world go by

Look out, 'cause there's danger everywhere

If you only knew

You'd be falling out of line

Falling out under the gimlet sky

Have you heard the news?

Walk a mile in my shoes

Wonder what it's like to be a spy

"We have learned of the existence of a vast espionage network."

"Their aim is to compromise the United States."

"I give you my word – this is NOT for publication!"

Don't you know some words have two meanings

Can't confirm but neither can deny

No matter what you say

They're having it both ways

Who's to blame, again? The other side!

If you only knew

You'd be falling out of line

Falling out under the gimlet sky

Have you heard the news?

Walk a mile in my shoes

Wonder what it's like to be a spy

"The television system has been sabotaged, according to plan."

"Your mind has been prepared for the joy of complete obedience."

"Well, where do we go from here?"

Send the message with the words unspoken

Send it to the one who isn't there

Well, it's the temper of the times

Read between the lines

Now it's more than fate that isn't fair

Shadowed by this Secret Agent Theme Song

More than one way now to get away

Spreading out across the land

When you're talkin' to the hand

Wonder if there'll be another way

Wonder if you'll see the light of day