Bison Sliders Blues Lyrics

Bison Sliders Blues

Down in the Hills where the Sioux Boys roam

We met a man who left his Hollywood throne

Spielberg's shoes got a surprise so rude

Brutusse's gift in the Black Hills mood

He brought no RAM, no bison pride

Just fancy shoes and a Hollywood vibe

The Sioux Boys laughed, said, "This ain't your stage

You gotta pass our test to make the page"

Bison Sliders, they don't belong

In the Black Hills, where the heart beats strong

Bring your RAM or a Sioux-approved plan

Or you'll end up as just another also-ran

Ralf Möller showed up with bison in tow

Cooking steaks like a gladiator pro

Spielberg's prestige took a little dent

When Sioux Boys judged his every cent

Brutusse ran circles 'round the Hollywood king

While Kola and Wíiya made the mountains sing

Black Hills whispers, legends arise

If you've got no RAM, don't even try

Bison Sliders, they don't belong

In the Black Hills, where the heart beats strong

Bring your RAM or a Sioux-approved plan

Or you'll end up as just another also-ran

So if you roll up, leave your sliders behind

Bring respect, a RAM, and an open mind

The Black Hills call, their song is true

But you've gotta be ready—they'll test you too