Meddy Man Saves Oldschool RuneScape Lyrics

Yo, Meddy Man chillin', just vibin' in the lab,

When a portal opened up—things got mad.

Gielinor was callin', a world in distress,

They said, "Bring your chill, we need your best!"

Through the vortex, to Lumbridge I land,

Duke Horacio greets me with a shaky hand.

"Dark mages, trolls, chaos in the streets,

We need your meddy sesh to bring back peace!"

I spark up the chill, herblore on deck,

Mixing doses of vibes, no time to flex.

With my meddy set, I'm the hero they need,

A healer of hearts in this old-school scene.

Meddy Man's in RuneScape, bringin' the peace,

From Lumbridge swamps to the Wilderness.

Chill seshes cure what no potion can,

Saving Gielinor as the Meddy Man.

First stop, Varrock—chaos in the square,

Black Knights wreakin' havoc, despair everywhere.

I light up the meddy, calm fills the air,

The Knights drop their weapons, they don't even care.

Next, to Al Kharid, the scorpions are wild,

I meddy so hard, even Ozan smiled.

The desert heat's rough, but my chill runs deep,

Saved the Emir's camels—now they sleep.

In Falador, White Knights can't agree,

They're fightin' each other, no harmony.

A meddy sesh circle, some Saradomin brews,

Now they're singin' shanties, spreadin' good news.

Meddy Man's in RuneScape, bringin' the peace,

From Ardougne zoo to the Fremennik seas.

Chill seshes cure what no sword can,

Saving Gielinor as the Meddy Man.

The Wilderness called—chaos reigns there,

PKers run rampant, it's beyond repair.

I roll in deep, with my meddy vibes,

Even the revenants start to high-five.

Dragon slayers stop, no more fire and steel,

Chill sesh on the lava, we all start to heal.

Kalphite Queen buzzin', but now she's a friend,

Even Jad's like, "Bro, this peace gotta trend."

Meddy Man's in RuneScape, bringin' the peace,

From Taverley dungeons to ZEAH streets.

Chill seshes cure what no god can,

Saving Gielinor as the Meddy Man.

So now Meddy Man's a legend in this world,

From Ardougne lords to a goblin girl.

The power of chill brought the realm back to life,

No wars, no strife, just love and light.

With a wink and a nod, I step through the gate,

Back to my lab, but Gielinor's fate?

Forever safe, with my meddy in hand,

Peace out, RuneScape, from your Meddy Man.