Karen’s Anthem Lyrics

I stroll into your store, head held proud

I've got opinions and I'll say them loud

When the clerk just shrugs and won't comply

It's clear what I need to clarify

I tap my foot and take a stand

No, I won't just shake your hand

Better get the person in command

Because I'm here to make demands

Do you know who I am?

I want to speak to the manager

Don't make me repeat it again

I want to speak to the manager

I promise you'll understand

That I'm not some casual passenger

Yes, I want to speak to the manager

Your staff gave me that sideways stare

Don't they know I pay my share?

I'm not leaving 'til we set things right

So gather 'round—I won't slip out of sight

I'm not trying to pick a fight

But I know my sense of what is right

Refund or exchange, I'm all for that

So hurry up, let's have a chat

Do you know who I am?

I want to speak to the manager

No, you don't understand

I want to speak to the manager

Go ahead, pick up that phone

Because I'm not one to be alone

Yes, I want to speak to the manager

"Excuse me…

Yes, you.

Do you know who I am?

I want to speak to the manager!"