The Ballad Of The Meat Sticks Lyrics

Oh Meat Sticks divine in your smoky embrace

Our heroes of hunger our saving grace

In the frozen wasteland where hope is thin

You're the spark of salvation the fight within

Grass-fed grass-finished a standard so high

With Chomps in our hands we're ready to try

While Scrappy groans and the cold wind bites

Meat Sticks rise as our guiding light

Oh Meat Sticks our savory delight

Through the darkest of roads you keep us upright

With each tender bite you whisper "Hold on"

Fueling this journey until the cold is gone

Oh Chomps the champions of hunger and grit

We're chomping toward victory bit by bit

When the van's heater fails and the frost takes hold

You're a campfire of flavor a story retold

Each bite is a lifeline a fight through the freeze

Chomps set the standard they're all that we need

While the wipers freeze and the farts fill the air

Meat Sticks endure because life isn't fair

Oh Meat Sticks our savory delight

Through the darkest of roads you keep us upright

With each tender bite you whisper "Hold on"

Fueling this journey until the cold is gone

Oh Chomps the champions of hunger and grit

We're chomping toward victory bit by bit

They mock your simplicity your humble design

But they've never tasted your flavor divine

A shield against hunger a balm for despair

You're the reason we're breathing this icy rank air

Oh Meat Sticks our savory delight

Through the darkest of roads you keep us upright

With each tender bite you whisper "Hold on"

Fueling this journey until the cold is gone

Oh Chomps the champions of hunger and grit

We're chomping toward victory bit by bit

So here's to the sticks the champions we chew

Grass-fed glory we're seeing it through

Chomps oh Chomps our flavorful guide

You're the soul of this trip our pride multiplied