The Worst Part About Sex Lyrics

Let me spin you a tale, one you will regale

This one's about a guy, who didn't know why

How at age thirty-two, his confidence withdrew

He couldn't compete, not even with low grade meat

He let himself slip, let his body go in defeat

Yet the worst part about sex was far more discreet

Inject, infect, reject

The worst part about sex

Inject, infect, reject

The worst part about sex

Inject, infect, reject - the worst part about sex

Inject, infect, reject - the worst part about sex

Mmm-mm… mmm… mmm… mmm-mm…

Mmm… mmm… mm-mm… mmm-mm…

Each night he drank alone, drowning in despair

Takeout was his friend, with no one else there

Impressing others was no longer his goal

So he figured why dress up just to play that role

He stayed locked inside, with nothing else to do

Except fuck and wait for Amazon to drive through

Inject, infect, reject

The worst part about sex

Inject, infect, reject

The worst part about sex

Inject, infect, reject - the worst part about sex

Inject, infect, reject - the worst part about sex

Mmm-mm… mmm… mmm… mmm-mm…

Mmm… mmm… mm-mm… mmm-mm…

Oh his debt stacked high, and his joy ran thin

No relief, no solace from the mess he was in

What he dove into next is the worst part about sex

Chasing thrills to forget, but only leaving with regret

Then one day a test came back, his heart froze cold

The weight of this man's actions began to unfold

What he dove into next is the worst part about sex

Chasing thrills to forget, but only leaving with regret

Then one day a test came back, his heart froze cold

The weight of this man's actions began to unfold

Inject, infect, reject

Inject, infect, reject

Inject, infect, reject

Inject, infect, reject

The worst part about sex

The worst part about sex

The worst part about sex

The worst part about sex

Inject, infect, reject - the worst part about sex

Inject, infect, reject - the worst part about sex

Mmm-mm… mmm… mmm… mmm-mm…

Mmm… mmm… mm-mm… mmm-mm…

…Patient 89…

Our time today has been cut real short

My apologies this story we have to abort

Perhaps one day we'll finish the tale

With all the twists 'n' turns that make it frail

But for now just know it never ends well—

The stain it injects is the worst part about sex