Shh...Mom's Asleep! Lyrics

My mother is asleep and I can't wake her up

It's 11:45 pm, I really want some StarBucks

I know where the keys at they're on the couch downstairs

But my mom will hear me if I try to open the garage huh?

Nigga it's my bed time, but can't go to sleep

Cause I'm thinkin bout tryna go out to get sumn to eat

I know Jack in The Box is open, but they don't got nothin good no more

I want that strawberry frappé, it's my favorite drink

It's 12am, Keara outside my window playin bingos

That shit is hella loud, my mom most likely won't hear it though

"Can I come in and hangout?"

Girl it's midnight, and I don't got any snacks bitch I'm tryna go to sleep

But I want somethin to eat

"I got 12 dollars, and I drove over here, and some fake id's, we can go sneak out steal my dad's beer"

Girl I don't drink and you know this

"Well that's why you're dark-skinned and you never use lotion."

What?

I can't fall back asleep, I'm just playin my piano

(Just playin my piano) Thinkin bout gettin rich

I want a 10 story home, for me and my 800 kids

I'm serious, I want 800 kids but

That'd mean I'd have to go somewhere and find 800 women

Who are willin to spread the gospel and have a couple children

But I don't think that is possible

I really want some nachos

2am, I'm textin this girl I like

I'm just textin a girl that I like

And the vibration notifications keep on shakin my mattress

Now she wanna call, I know mom would be mad pissed

But me and her been textin for awhile and I wanna say hii/lo

So I answer the video call and she gives me a smile

Asks me what type of flower I like and if I like crotchet

So I say,

"I never got into it"

"Show me all the work you put in i might be into this"

Then she says

"Alright, but it's getting kinda late I'm feelin drowsy in my eye"

Girl that sounds like a sickness

"Whatever I'm tired, whatchu finna do tomorrow?"

"Prolly watch a movie w you if you wanna pull up"

Now she's gigglin, she gigglin

And then I see another guy

"Who the fuck is that ??"

"Oh that's just my brother, I know you never met him"

"I still needa meet your mother"

"Oh okay, well okay goodnight"

"Okay Racky goodbye!"

She said that hella loud and now my mom's makin a sound

She's probably woken up now

What do I do?

Should I fake up a snooze?

Or maybe I sneeze or I lose?

Not enough time I hide

Go the fuck to bed, it's 2:30 in the morning. Go to sleep!

Alright, alright, look

She doesn't know that I'm still awake