I'd Turn You Into Eggs Benedict Lyrics

I had eggs

I had eggs Benedict for breakfast this morning

And it was the best breakfast I'd ever had

If you were an egg

I'd turn you into eggs Benedict

Ultimately

I find it difficult to choose between sitting with you

I'm afraid that I'll stare 'cause I don't want to regret

Not keeping eye contact

On one of God's creations

For the rest of the day

I want to be eggstatic

As a possibility

You won't cook as easily

I'm a virgin

A fresher

Unpopular

Inexperienced

I'll keep my distance but it's worth the experience

But I don't mind

If you're a scrambled-up mess

And I don't mind

If it takes longer than most

And I don't mind

If there's a worrying distance

If it's meant to be

I'll put the effort in

Because when I look at my eggs this morning

They didn't belong there

But it's funny how things work

In the holy matrimony of that bun

And I would change

What I did yesterday for this every day

So

If I was an egg.. in the future

And it's nice to know that things

You thought you figured out

Are eggstatic distractions

To never upset the balance

As you're poached on a cloud for a while

The sun shining on yolk yellow

We may never be physically

In the same place at the same time

But to be connected forever is a blessing

And nothing will make my skin crawl

Like eggshells in my mouth

I just thought it would be nice

That something as rare as gold

Or greater than gold could land in a basket

As you pushed down through my center

And the sides fall

Don't upstage something wonderful if you have the choice

And you've learned to accommodate and be a great friend

As I have learned to raise the toast

Under my feet

In case I slip

As I breathe in eggs in hollandaise

Things I would never expect to find in a restaurant