A Pot Song Lyrics

I get by, I get stoned, I get high right when I get home

I got a lighter, got a bowl, got the devil's green gold

Got papers I can't roll

I smoke pot, I smoke a lot, I said doc I ain't aiming to stop

Yeah, got the dealer on the phone

Don't grow it on my own

Legal everywhere 'cept the state I call home

'Least I ain't sittin' in prison at the moment

We can smoke together but I really like smoking alone

I saw a cop I saw a lot At the DUI checkpoint stop

Got a gram inside my coat That I really wanna toke

I was on my way to buy some tops

He said sir, is that herb I'm picking up on your nerves

I thought for a while with an innocent smile

Said no sir then my thoughts went wild

No I ain't high but I must look fried

And I fit the profile of a reefer tokin' kinda guy

He said search, I said no, he said out the damn door ya go

Then he threw me on the hood, said you're lying no good

I said is there a law I should know?

I got jail, I got bail, I got high when the morning was pale

I said I love to smoke weed and I hope it loves me

We've been spendin' time together eight days a week

Can't get enough had to put me in the cuffs

Said a couple lines too much and ya called my bluff