Camper's Lament Lyrics

It's the start of the game, everyone's in

The countdown drops, we're all primed to win

I'm charging out, guns blazing high

But in the shadows, there you lie

Silent and still, yeah, you're there to stay

Waiting to pick us off all day

I'm dodging bullets, moving fast

But you ruined it with one shot from a spot everyone passed

Oh, camper, camper, crouched in your lair

Thinking you're sneaky, but we know you're there

I'm out in the open, fighting for real

But you're just a shadow — where's the thrill

Camper, camper, in that same old place

One day you'll get caught, we'll shoot you out of your haze

Corner after corner, I check the scene

But you're tucked away like a sniper machine

You take the shot, I'm back to spawn

While you laugh it up till the break of dawn

Round after round, same little spot

Can't you move on? Are you stuck on the dot

While you're there to pad your score

I'll come for you, so you can't no more

Oh, camper, camper, crouched in your lair

Thinking you're sneaky, but we know you're there

I'm out in the open, fighting for real

But you're just a shadow where's the thrill

Camper, camper, in that same old place

One day you'll get caught, we'll shoot you out of your haze

One day you'll step out, have nowhere to hide

We'll meet in the open, no shadow, no pride

But I know you'll just run, find cover and crouch

Why did the devs even place that couch

Oh, camper, camper, crouched in your lair

Thinking you're sneaky, but we know you're there

I'm out in the open, fighting for real

But you're just a shadow where's the thrill

Camper, camper, in that same old place

One day you'll get caught, we'll shoot you out of your haze

So here's to the players who charge ahead

Dodging bullets, facing dread

But for you, camper, we'll wait our turn

'Til your little hiding places finally burn

Oh, camper, camper, crouched in your lair, (in your lair!)

Thinking you're sneaky, but we know you're there (We know you're there!)

I'm out in the open, fighting for real

But you're just a shadow, where's the thrill

Camper, camper, in that same old place

One day you'll get caught, we'll shoot you out of your goddamn haze