Small Dick Guys with Big Loud Cars Lyrics

One, two, three, four

You hear him coming from a mile away

Sounds so loud it jump-starts your heart

Clearly the guy's got a tiny dick

And he hides it with the sound of his car, yeah

He's got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock

And he hides it with the sound of his car, yeah

He's got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock

And he hides it with the sound of his car, yeah

There's no better way for this fucker to say"I can't satisfy my girl"

So sad, insecure, so he makes sure

To take it out on our eardrums

He's got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock

And he hides it with the sound of his car, yeah

He's got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock

And he hides it with the sound of his car

He's got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock

And he hides it with the sound of his car

He's got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock

And he hides it with the sound of his car, yeah

There's no shame in having a small dick

But it's fucked if you behave like one

So please for the sake of all our eardrums

Put a muffler on your car