Catfish Waterslide Lyrics

You take a catfish

You turn 180 degrees

You bend your knees

Pass the catfish into the hands

Of the person who stands

Two steps above

It's a labor of love

So the catfish

So the catfish can get to ride

On a catfish waterslide

And then you do it again

And again and again

And again and again and again and again and again and again and again

Ah

It's a tough life

At the catfish

At the catfish waterslide

The catfish waterslide

I used to not give a shit

I just pretended so I could fit in

And everyone would applaud

But inside I knew I was a fraud

Then someone picked me up

And they turned 180 degrees

And then they passed me into the hands

Of you

You're my catfish waterslide

You're my catfish waterslide

And I want to be inside

My catfish waterslide

I want to dive

Headfirst into your tube

With plenty of lube

And be sure to wiggle around every curve on the way down

I'm not sure what the catfish are in this metaphor

But you don't even care you filthy whore

I'll shove catfish down your tube

And you'll like it

You'll like it and beg for more

You're my catfish waterslide

You're my catfish waterslide

And then you do it again

And again and again

And again and again and again and again and again and again and again

Ah

It's a tough life

For a catfish waterslide

For a catfish waterslide

You're my catfish waterslide

You're my catfish waterslide

You're my catfish waterslide