Why Do I Never Win the Lottery? Lyrics

I work my dead-end job to make ends meet

My landlord is as shady as he can be

Then I drive down to the shop to make my weekly delivery

And I ask the lovin' lord"Why do I never win the lottery?"

My brother's got a child he'll leave behind

And a baby mama who's borderline

Mother decided on Ireland

So I'll have to pay for her all-inclusive end

And time is all I have

But time won't pay for what I don't have

So when I drive down to the shop to make my weekly delivery

I ask the lovin' lord"Why do I never win the lottery?"

My sister's far across the pond

Arts and crafts application pending in London

And when she one day returns home to me

Without a job in hand

How will they collectively eat?

Well I suppose that people filling those colored envelopes daily

Rollin' in that dough all across the globe just maybe

Like me working my dead-end job so baby can eat

Washing your little head top by the baby crocodile beach

Well my brother's got a child he'll leave behind

And a baby mama who's borderline

Mother decided on Ireland

So I'll have to pay for her all-inclusive then

And time is all I have

But time won't pay for what I don't have