urkel (lightspeed) Lyrics

Yes

(Now this is for my weird ones

For my outcasts, for my Biz Markie's)

Been a long time coming (We be spinning that Harry Belafonte, that Usher)

So if you feel alone at the party (That MJ, yeah)

Then just dance

Let me hit it like

1, 2, 3

No friends up in space

We could go, we could just dance today

Like yeah, pick a place today

We could go, shit, no hands today

Like woah, take a break, we go, yeah

You and me, East Coast

West Side, where there ain't no time

We could read the room if the mood feels right, like

Just here out of obligation

At least that's what I tell myself

Sweat dripping down my tux at the function (hot, hot, hot)

Not sure why, the pressure's different

Rather stay inside, wallflower type

But somehow I don't wanna fight this feeling

Nervous energy right to the ceiling

Frightened in spite but tonight I might just let go

Whew

He just hopped in the circle

Nerdy kid moving like Urkel, like (Uh)

"Is that my cousin?

Ain't heard he could jerk it like spices and herbals

He murdered the floor"

Whoa

Flow like I'm Squirtle, I'm moving so fluid

Wait, what am I doing?

I'm feeling so stupid, but I keep on grooving

I'm doing it, wait, oh my God!

Ooh

Let me crash into the stars

I'm feeling so new, ooh

Just for tonight

At the speed of light

Okay, boy getting jiggy with it

Okay, might hit a little split with it

Okay, and if my song comes on, then we Down like Jay Sean

I might put the shades on like

Ooh

Did I just do that?

MC might bring the whole crew back

Underdog, break it down for the flip phone

Introvert, adrenaline all in my system

Whoa (ay)

Out of breath, out of my shell just like Donnie

Feel like an imposter

Gel on my head melting promptly

Intrusive anxieties all in my bronchioles

Parental guidance required for me to survive

But I'm rolling the dice like a D20

And I don't need bubbly if the beat bumping

Arteries pumping

Even if my knees buckle

Imma keep my feet jumping like

(Left, right) We get down tonight

(Left, right, hey) At the speed of light

'Cause yeah, we get down

(Left, right) We get down tonight (come on, we go)

(Left! right!) Ay, flying at the speed of light

Yeah, what's cooler than cool?

What's cooler than cool?

What's cooler than cool (Ice cold)

'Cause nobody cooler than you

Yeah, what's cooler than cool? (Get your back up off the wall!)

What's cooler than cool?

What's cooler than cool,

'Cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause!

Ooh

Let me crash into the stars,

I'm feeling so new, ooh

Just for tonight

At the speed of light

Hey, no friends up in space

We could go, we could just dance today like, yeah

Pick a place today, we could go, shit, no hands today

Like woah, take a break, we go, yeah

You and me, East Coast

Where there ain't no time

We could read the room if the mood feels right, like

Ay, whoa

(And this is for the boy)

Peace!