Virus M. Full Retard Lyrics

(Ring)

(Sighs) Education department

Dan speaking

Yeah hey a Harms

I got a mandate you tonight

Thank Hinsman for calling off

So a

You're at the top of the page dude

Sir, sir

There's no way

I'm at the top of the page

I was just hit last night

How can this be I-I wanna bypass

I can't give you a bypass

I just bypassed the last 15 people

I tried to mandate so

Your mandated

(Sighs)

Your mandated bitch

Brace yourselves, everybody

For the new fast spreading variant

Of the Virus M. called the Full Retard

It is the most aggressive

And dominant one we've had yet

The clock goes off at a quarter to four

And I still snooze it

I used to do my crunches

Every morning but screw it

I gotta save my energy

So I can stay lucid

Cause I'm losing all my sleep

Working for these lazy losers

Who refuse to pull their duty

And I don't give a rat's booty

They can't refute me

So they won't say nothing to me

As you see

They're not even on the clock to do it

So truly

We're the only ones

That going through it

Something's emerged

It's a monster for sure

What was the Virus M. has morphed

To something much worse

You got like nine or ten

More motherfuckers from work

On workers comp and then

They're out of sight again

Then everybody's talking

Negatively about everybody

Then they wonder why

Somebody says

Fuck the money

Cause they get their fragile feelings

Hurt then they takeoff running

And it's funny how they confuse

Their coworkers as buddies

The Variant is making

Everybody become enemies

To anybody who doesn't know

What the Virus M. could be

Just let me get a little time

To describe what premise is

It's mandated overtime

In 16 hour session see

I spent so much time at work

The only time I get to do my laundry

When normal people go nighty nighty

Most likely

I'm rifling through my dirty clothes

To find a uniform

So fuck my whitey-tighties

It's the permanent outbreak

The Variant M.

Where everybody is burnt out

And buried again

What once

Was the quarterly outbreak's

An outrage

I'll take a nap and clock in again

It's the Full Retard strain

Of the Virus M.

Where you are getting a mandate

Again and again

Like every damn day

Where it never ends

Fuck your fam fuck your friends

And fuck your plans

The antidote

To the Full Retard is a bypass

Man what a joke

When I pull that card it's my ass

I get in trouble

The same as a person refusing

So I might as well take the double

And save all the excuses

Out of everyone I think

I've earned the right to be bitching

I'm never home to eat a meal

Or relax in my kitchen

The Virus M. Full Retard

Made me feel like quitting

Making music

But I've relapsed

And I'm really fucking itching

Every one of us

Feels cut to the bone with no stitches

With a heavy dose of

Burning acetone when it's injected

Every time we gotta

Answer the phone

And we gotta listen

To the head honcho

Who rants on the phone

When he's gotta stick it to you

(Ring)

Here's a mandate

Here's a mandate too

Here's a mandate

On a mandate for you

Every guy has

Fucking bypass

By the time that

It is my ass

That he cries at

I'm trapped

In a fight that

Where my mind's at

After I snap

I will fight back

As I write that

Virus M. Full Retard

That ignites fast

BOOM a dynamite blast

If you're not down

With the Virus M. Variant

Then apparently

It's something you never experienced

Up in Harrisburg

I hope that the head of management's

Hearing it

I'm sharing it with everyone

Before they can bury it

It's the permanent outbreak

The Variant M.

Where everybody is burnt out

And buried again

What once

Was the quarterly outbreak's

An outrage

I'll take a nap and clock in again

It's the Full Retard strain

Of the Virus M.

Where you are getting a mandate

Again and again

Like every damn day

Where it never ends

Fuck your fam fuck your friends

And fuck your plans

(Ring Ring)

(Sigh) education department

Dan speaking

Here's a mandate for you

There's no fucking way

Fuck your plans

The speed is supersonic

It's hitting like the bubonic

It varied from being inconvenient

Two fucking demonic

Hearing the telephone ring

It needs to be demolished

Full Tard variant's burying me

Tell I'm feeling plutonic

(Ring Ring Ring)

I have to mandate you again

I know that I mandated you yesterday

I have the shittiest

Places for you to work

I don't give a fuck

What do you have to say

Let me take the words out his mouth

Fuck my fam

Fuck my friends

Fuck my plans

So he can look like the man

With a schedule in his hand

That's full of

Improperly mandated people

So he can go home

And get more sleep than we do

Now I'll leave my immediate

Boss alone for a minute

And load up another lyrical

Bullet in hopes of hitting

The greedy folks who are shitting

On all those below them

I hope this lyrical bullet I'm speaking

Hits 'em between the biscuits

Now I'mma shoot another lyrical

Round off through the speaker

That's pointed back at my workplace

Cause we noticeably hit

Rock bottom to a dummy

But the leaders act like

They don't know we have a problem

Head bosses

Rolling through my station

All up on their fake shit

Ask me how the mandates

Going I don't say shit

All I know is that I wanna

Send them on a one way space trip

It's the permanent outbreak

The Variant M.

Where everybody is burnt out

And buried again

What once

Was the quarterly outbreak's

An outrage

I'll take a nap and clock in again

It's the Full Retard strain

Of the Virus M.

Where you are getting a mandate

Again and again

Like every damn day

Where it never ends

Fuck your fam fuck your friends

And fuck your plans

Virus M.

Ladies and gentlemen

The Virus M.

Has gone Full Retard

Fuck your fam

It is definitely the most aggressive

Strain that we have seen

In the workplace

Virus M.

Minor symptoms include

Change of friendship dynamics

In the workplace

Fuck your friends

Major symptoms include

Lack of sleep

In a decreased immune system

Virus M.

There seems to be no vaccine

To treat this virus

It's affecting everybody in this direct

Immediate workplace

Not all the other ones

Virus M.

Just this place

(Music)

Virus M.

Full Retard