Bruce Springsteen Killed My Cat Lyrics

Bruce Springsteen Killed My Cat

Candy is what I call my wife

When we go to her room

I call my son the Big Man

True enough real soon

I call my daughter Rosalita

Nothing wrong with that

But everything went south for me

When Springsteen killed my cat

We went across the street

To a little drinking party

Sang along to Jungleland

It's even longer with Bacardi

We should have sung Hungry Heart

It's over in nothing flat

By making Jungleland so long

Bruce Springsteen killed my cat

Bruce has made me a better man

Decade after decade

They'll roll out my casket

to New York City Serenade

I wanna die in Freehold

But my soul went splat

You'd change too if

Bruce Springsteen killed your cat

The cat's name was Spiffy

A tomcat and pretty fat

Though his name was kinda iffy

I think he voted Democrat

A stroke Rosalita said

when we Zoomed her for a chat

By making that song so long

Bruce Springsteen killed my cat

Let that be a lesson for ya

Stay away from story songs

By the time ya hit the fourth verse

It's gone on too long

If you make it to the spoken part

Where he starts to scat

You'll feel it in your heart—

Bruce Springsteen killed your cat

Bruce has made me a better man

Decade after decade

They'll roll out my casket

to New York City Serenade

I wanna die in Freehold

But my soul went splat

You'd change too if

Bruce Springsteen killed your cat