I Baked My Phone This Christmas Lyrics

The following story is based on fictional events

Please be careful to tell all of your friends

When you bake you must be aware

Of your surroundings, you must take care

I thought I was careful, thought I was a pro

But a-las, what did I really know

So, here's my story, a tale to told

Of the day when I ruined my phone

Here we go

I baked my phone this Christmas

All the circuits have been fried

I didn't mean to do it

But it fell into the pie

Santa, please bring me a new one

And I'll strap it to my side

Because now my pie is ruined

And I can't call to tell you why

I can't believe I did that

Here's the thing that really gets me

I was talking to a friend at the time

Surely, I would've noticed

But I thought the call dropped

Called my friend back on my watch

The time ticked by on the clock

But it didn't take long before the oven smelled wrong

And I thought WHAT HAVE I DONE

I baked my phone this Christmas

All the circuits have been fried

I didn't mean to do it

But it fell into the pie

Santa, please bring me a new one

And I'll strap it to my side

Because now my pie is ruined

And I can't call to tell you why

So please my friends, be careful

I don't want to see you cry

Burning phones don't smell awesome

They'll bring tears into your eyes

Instead of burning phones

Let's light some candles

We'll buy cookies at the store

I think I'm done cooking this Christmas

I'm just kidding, I'll try once more

I baked my phone this Christmas

All the circuits have been fried

I didn't mean to do it

But it fell into the pie

Santa, please bring me a new one

And I'll strap it to my side

Because now my pie is ruined

And I can't call to tell you why

I baked my phone this Christmas

All the circuits have been fried

I didn't mean to do it

But it fell into the pie

Santa, please bring me a new one

And I'll strap it to my side

Because now my pie is ruined

And I can't call to tell you why