Parochial Tween Lyrics

The list of numbers to call

From the yearbook is small

Look for something to do

You think the problem is you

SNL on TV

The new Weezer is green

VCR set to tape

Rewatch it day after day

Hep hep hep hep

Uniform doesn't fit

Pants are pleated and itch

Hoping for some new shoes

But a new backpack would do

You think you'd look good in glasses

Only wear them in class

Start to spike up your hair

Anytime anywhere

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

Be the perfect cadet

Become the captain and then

You go patrol with your crush

Every day after lunch

At the church basement dance

Always stand at the back

Wait for the song that you know

Sweaty pits start to show

Your dad's guitar in a case

So you settle for bass

Load your amp in the van

You want to be in a band

Burn your brother's CDs

Rage Against The Machine

The Ataris White Stripes

Discover Where Is My Mind

Ooooo

Ooooo

The next step might be tough

Your best won't feel like enough

Find your crew on the stage

Where it's ok to be strange

The list of numbers to call

From the yearbook is small

But the good ones are there

Anytime anywhere

Do do do do do

Do do do do do