Livin' With Herbert Lyrics

Hard times for everyone especially for me

Until my wide-haired neighbor offered to get me on my feet

He said he got some room to spare in his little drywall tent

And when it comes to rent he don't want a cent

Well I just won't accept the currency of any country in the UN but that doesn't mean

He's kind of bonkers and he likes to mess with my head

He once shook my dog's tail turned around and here's what he said

You know George Washington actually crossed me once

I was like what? How old are you? What do you mean you were

Wait weren't you aware? I've been the Delaware since like 1622

Do I wanna be

Livin' with Herbert

Has a helipad in the upstairs basement

Livin' with Herbert

Makes a popcorn just the one

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Likes The Office but doesn't love it

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The guest room is a bit cramped

And it only has two walls

But each one has a window

With a great view of the hall

And sure Herbert's not a housemate

That I think most folks would choose

But he seems like a nice enough guy

And I don't have much to lose

So I guess you're gonna live with Herbert

In a minute you'll be Livin' with Herbert

Well you gotta get some stuff from your apartment

But then after you'll be Livin' with Herbert

And you'll probably have to hire a mover

Because Herbert said he didn't want to help you

Which at first was a little bit upsetting

But remember the rent is free

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There's a light switch that I mustn't flick here

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He had a long career in corporate finance

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He thinks birds are cops and he does not like that

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Asked me sixteen times what Biden's wife is like

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For the last time Herbert I don't know Jill well

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Last name H– Herbert (hey) get out of here (I'm in a song)

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He keeps a loaded gun in the garbage disposal

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I didn't realize my room was outside

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That's okay I met a cool bird

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It assured me it was not a cop

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Herbert told me that that's what he'd say

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Makes a popcorn, etc