Please Don't Send Us To H.R. Lyrics

Let me introduce you to our weekend crew,

The C.V.I.C.U,'s got wild things to do.

We're loud and proud and highly inappropriate,

Folks tell us "Turn it down," but we can't contain it.

We're saving lives like it's nobody's biz,

So, hey Human Resources, maybe let us live.

Please don't send us to HR, we're just having some fun,

Yeah, we might be crazy, but we get the job done.

If you go into V.T., we'll bring you back to life,

Just don't blame us for the weekend hype!

There's Emily, Shannon, and Shayna too,

Always scheming about our DoorDash food.

The boys—Paul, Howie, and Spencer—got football on screen,

And Marlon's snacking like it's a fine cuisine.

The OGs are holding strong, but I think that they're gonna break

Kristie's talking football, and Taryn's ordering a plate,

Brit or Chris as charge, they're shaking their heads,

Laughing along at the chaos we've bred.

Please don't send us to HR, we're just having some fun,

Yeah, we might be rowdy, but we're second to none.

We'll shock and we'll save, we're heroes on call,

So don't try to quiet us, don't break our brawl!

Thank god Hurricane Jocelyn's not working tonight,

Or this place would really be in for a fright.

Diamond Head's Adreen always holds it down,

While Chad's ready to throw down at the slightest sound.

And Venice, girl, we're sorry we can't always switch,

But weekends like these make the job a glitch.

And there's Chelsea down the hall with a shout and a plea,

"Get me a real doctor!"—echoing free.

Shantel's in the corner, spilling the tea,

Gossipin' with the Diamond Head nurses in glee.

We're laughing, we're wild, we're all in our groove,

This CVICU crew's got nothin' to prove.

Please don't send us to HR, we're doing alright,

We may be wild, but we fight the good fight.

Turn down the noise? That just ain't our style,

When the weekend crew's here, it's all worth the while.

So raise a cheer for our wild, rowdy team,

The C.V.I.C.U.'s weekend warriors, living the dream.

We'll save your life, maybe make a scene too,

But HR, we swear, we're good through and through.

Please don't send us to HR…