Christmas Jail Lyrics
- Genre:Holiday
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Christmas in jail
Christmas in jail
Spending my Christmases in jail
Is so fun for me
And for my family
Christmas in jail
Christmas in jail
Holy crap
Christmas is so fun in jail
I walk around and stab the inmates
And they say
Happy Holidays
What they don't tell you about Christmas
Is how easy it is to go to jail
Because all of the other drivers are in my way
And I've got a forty pound baby
And his name is Mark
And I'm trying to get him to school
Even though he's on break
Cause it's Christmas time
I don't have a son
His name is not Mark
Christmas in jail
That's how I spent my Christmas in jail
Now you're asking why
That's not your business
My business is why I went to jail
Other people minded my business
So I proved them wrong
I showed them that my business is not to be minded
Yeah, when I first saw you
Walking through that prison courtyard
I knew you had no ordinary business
What they don't tell you about Christmas
Is how easy it is to go to jail
Because all of the other drivers are in my way
And I've got a forty pound baby
And his name is Mark
And I'm trying to get him to school
Even though he's on break
Cause it's Christmas time