Happily Dysfunctional Lyrics

Happily Dysfunctional

Here's a little song about the family

Everybody's got one

And the truth is, they're all dysfunctional

One minute we're all lovin' and huggin'

And the next minute, we're screamin' and ready to strangle each other

Here's my song and this is how it goes

Brenda, what's that noise you're makin' when you do your makeup?

Fred, would you quit whistlin', you're drivin' us nuts!

Everyone's got a family

It all began with Adam and Eve

They had some kids and hoped to see

A bond of love of harmony

The babes were sweet and cuddly

They'd plant a kiss right on their cheek

Watch 'em grow, so proud to see

Their perfect little family

But the dream would end, turned out to be

They yelled and fought and disagreed

One grabbed a club and so it's said

He conked his brother and he was dead

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional

That's how we're meant to be

You might think others are perfect

But it's not all what it seems

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional

Hey it's OK to be

We might fight, kick, scream and cry

But our love will never leave

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional (Awoh was that you?... eh!)

We're Happily Dysfunctional (Would you quit pickin' your nose!)

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional (Mom!)

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional (Why do I always have to take out the garbage?!)

In the immortal words of Frank Norman Hill

"You're just a bunch of jack-assin' kids

But I love ya and I wouldn't trade you for the world"

Ah Look, Ron's swimmin' in his underwear again

And Steve, you're not that funny

Well ya know I love my family

They mean so much, so much to me

In spite of all that we've been through

You're still the best, so here's to you

At times we'd fight, scream and curse

Say some words I can't put in this verse

But in time of need we could depend

Our bond of love will never end

Well, we've all moved on and so you see

Started our own families

Made a branch on our family tree

Dysfunctional but Happily

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional

That's how we're meant to be

You might think others are perfect

But it's not all what it seems.

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional

Hey it's OK to be

We might fight, kick, scream and cry

But our love will never leave

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional (I aint gonna do it, you do it!)

We're Happily Dysfunctional (Ah you're such a jerk!)

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional (Dad!)

Oh we're Happily Dysfunctional

Come on, that's my last pair of underwear, take 'em off, NOW!

Oh you think you're funny huh?

How about I smack that smile right off your face…you think you're so funny…yeah!

Mom always liked me best anyways

Woe Jen, that was amazing, did that burp come out of you?

Hey Melissa, I think you're sittin' on your hair again

Well, my song is done

It's been a lotta fun

I love you guys

You're Number One