Mrs. Claus Lyrics

Santa gets the glory on Christmas Eve

Flying 'round the world like it's make-believe

While he's out eating cookies, she's behind the scenes

Making all the magic and the Christmas routines

You think he packs the sleigh and checks the list twice

That jolly old man couldn't even cook rice

He's always at the mall drinking a boba tea

While she's back home booking his colonoscopy

Mrs. Claus she really runs the show

Not everybody knows

That Santa can be so irresponsible

Mrs. Claus she never gets the fame

Cause he only works one day

While she runs the North Pole in every way

While Santa's making TikToks with the elves all day

She's dragging Rudolph back to rehab for a second stay

While he's out drinking whiskey with Blitzen and crew

She's out in the yard cleaning reindeer poo

You think 'cause of him you get the toys you like

But without her your Call of Duty would die

She's in the workshop fixing his Santa slacks

While he's laid back checking fantasy football stats

Mrs. Claus she really runs the show

Not everybody knows

That Santa can be so irresponsible

Mrs. Claus she never gets the fame

Cause he only works one day

While she runs the North Pole in every way

She's fixing the seams

Delivering dreams

Saving the sleigh

While he watches his team

Stacking the toys

Calming the noise

Handling elves

While he's out with the boys

She's cleaning the yard

Working so hard

Keeping it tight

While he's out at the bar

She's running the Pole

Taking control

She's saving Christmas

While he's on the scroll

Mrs. Claus she really runs the show

Not everybody knows

That Santa can be so irresponsible

Mrs. Claus she never gets the fame

Cause he only works one day

While she runs the North Pole in every way