How Lil Scxars Stole Christmas! Lyrics

Ayy It's finally Christmas Eve

Ran out of cookies so I put out cheese

I do not like Santa I'm stealing his keys

I don't got Rudolph I only got fleas (Ayy)

When I hit him with the back hand he gon' pray

Cause you ain't gettin' gifts like oh no way

Cause I'm coming for yo' gifts and I'm coming for yo' cake

But I'm really really nice so I ain't naughty ayy

When I run up to yo' house with a sleigh ayy

And Rudolph getting hit but he said that he's okay ayy

Pull up with a bag a-huh

Pull up with the milk I stole yo cookies

Now I'm tryna run away from Saint Nick

But he just tased me inside my leg

Ay But its all okay cause we stayin' rich

And I got a new red dot with my switch

I don't like your girl so I'm just gon' ditch

Do Electro Swing cause iluvmyclique ayy

Say you got bands but you cant count

Imma steal yo' kids presents they'll be left with a drought yuh

No one finna' stop when I slide yo chimney

Yo' kid is gon' wake up tomorrow being happy and giddy

Like oh my god I can't wait to see what Santa just left me

But all his presents will be not there they'll be at home with me

I don't care if it's evil I don't care if it's selfish

I just stole yo' Christmas spirit now you look a little helpless

Little kid at the door

Told him get off of my porch

He tried to get his stuff back

So snatched and locked the door

Santa Claus is getting mad at me

But I'm like damn what it takes to make these kids happy

But then I heard a little voice saying Give the presents back

But I sold them all for snacks

Probably why I'm getting fat

I don't know what to do anymore

But I was feeling kinda bad so I just went to the store

But I'm like yuh

It's too late Christmas will not be the same

Thought I cleared the hall of fame

But I'm in the hall of shame

Ayy It's finally Christmas Eve

Ran out of cookies so I put out cheese

I do not like Santa I'm stealing his keys

I don't got Rudolph I only got fleas (Ayy)

When I hit him with the back hand he gon' pray

Cause you ain't gettin' gifts like oh no way

Cause I'm coming for yo' gifts and I'm coming for yo' cake

But I'm really really nice so I ain't naughty ayy

It's finally Christmas Eve

Ran out of cookies so I put out cheese

I do not like Santa I'm stealing his keys

I don't got Rudolph I only got fleas (Ayy)

When I hit him with the back hand he gon' pray

Cause you ain't gettin' gifts like oh no way

Cause I'm coming for yo' gifts and I'm coming for yo' cake

But I'm really really nice so I ain't naughty ayy

And so that night

Lil Scxars went around to all the houses in the neighborhood and stole all the presents

H-he didn't learn a thing

Heh