Escapade in an Escalade Lyrics

Here, take a seat

I've got a story that I need you to see

It's about wonder, beauty, and sights to see

And it's also a bit about you and me

See, here's the thing

You want it, you can get it, you can sing

You can buy it, you can sell it, you can even just go green

But if I hear a special bird that sings

Then I will make sure earth keeps spinning in a ring

This is real

I've never been one for make believe

Or one to place value in vitamin C

I'm the one that does my best to provide days of glee

To the ones that are down, it's become my good deed

I figured out at a very young age

That life is a story, and you write the pages

It doesn't matter your height or age

It only matters if you make a good escapade

Because sometimes taking risks is the only thing we have

A leap of faith, some would say, to be ironclad

Picking up the pieces that I broke when I was sad

And putting them together to be better than I have

Because when you're feeling down

And you just can't seem to stand

Call for a ride, and we'll get you where you land

Look at the world, and call a spade a spade

Then take off, get away, in your new Escalade

You've got riches, well I've got glitches

Lost in the matrix with a posse full of witches

But who the fuck would I be to complain

When I love their hexy little magic ways

That's how I know I'm never alone

When their voices echo straight through the phone

I forgot that I'm supposed to be telling a story

I guess I got caught up just basking in the glory

But whether or not they lock me in a spell

They'll always do my bidding, and put y'all through hell

Y'all are in my way, so you better watch your back

Abracadabra, now take a look at that

What a beautiful sky, do you wanna take a ride

What a beautiful sky, do you wanna take a ride

Yes, I think I do, do you wanna get high

Put me on your broom, let's take off to the night

Because sometimes taking risks is the only thing we have

A leap of faith, some would say, to be ironclad

Picking up the pieces that I broke when I was sad

And putting them together to be better than I have

Because when you're feeling down

And you just can't seem to stand

Call for a ride, and we'll get you where you land

Look at the world, and call a spade a spade

Then take off, get away, in your new Escalade