You Might Be a Zoniac Lyrics

If you wake up to a rooster's crow, you might be a zoniac

If depression's something you don't know, you might be a zoniac

If you feel all day like you want to sing, you might be a zoniac

And you have a song for everything, you might be a zoniac

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

If you play all day, Xbox or Wii, you might be a zoniac

If you wear your tzitzis it's for all to see, you might be a zoniac

If you learn the daf on an ATV, you might be a zoniac

And your TorahMate is your family, you might be a zoniac

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

Z-z-o-n-I-a-c you bet your bottom dollar we are Zone Crazy

So if you know these other words, you might just be a zoniac

If you've got a pet camel at the end of your leash, you might be a zoniac

If your Shabbat has got three crazy feasts, you might be a zoniac

If your Yiddish and your Kiddish has sushi, of course, you might just be a zoniac

If you wear a hat and jacket as you ride in a horse, you might be a zoniac

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I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

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I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'd rather be a zoni, zoniac. I'd rather be a zoni, zoniac

If you're a dead devil, ain't afraid to flip on the zip, you might be a zoniac

And instead of walking, you always skip, you might be a zoniac

If having a blast is simply routine, you might be a zoniac

And you just don't know what curfew means, you might be a zoniac

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, zany, crazy, maniac-ish zoniac. I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

If you've got the Zone running through your veins, you might be a zoniac

If you take a suntan out in the rain, you might be a zoniac

If your calendar starts in the month of July, you might be a zoniac

If on the last day admitted, you start to cry, you might be a zoniac

I'm a zoni, you're a zoni, we're all zoni, zoniacs

Addie is a, Brittany is a, chana is a zoniac

Danny is a, Ellie is a, Freddie is a zoniac

Gila is a, Hila is a, Isaac is a zoniac

Joey is a, Kayla is a, Leah is a, Moishe is a, Nachman is a, Oli is a, Polly is a, Rikki is a

Jimmy is a, Tori is a, Uri is a, Vicky is a, Wendy is a, Xavier is a, we are zoniacs

I'm gonna be a zoni, zoniac

I'm gonna be a zoni, zoniac