Christmas Collections Lyrics

It ain't coal you'll get for Christmas

If you don't pay us back with interest

Well who do you think you are?"Wait, you spent how much at the bar"

Who put that gas in your car

Actin' like that won't get you far

No, No, No

Half way through the list that the big man prepared

If you pay your debts, you wouldn't be scared

Can't let you go there's no exceptions

These elves carry toys, it's there profession

Your pussy cousin put us in your direction

You owe towards the Christmas Collection

I can't let you go there's no exceptions

He checked twice, there's no correction

No, there's no time for introspection

Just pay towards the Christmas collection

Just pay your share towards the collection

Don't make me hunt you down

Don't make me, don't make me

Don't make me hunt you down