The Right Tonic Lyrics

I chose the bottle of Veuve cliquot

I should've went straight for A sharp

Even a rondo from Mozart

Would have sorted my troubles out

Oh, I wish I had of reached for the D flat

The tonic of C Major too.

Better than the tonic that I chose

It didn't harmonise

Let me sing my four four time

I should have gone for the minuet in G

To take away all my tears

Sonata in E flat Major

Would have been easier to do

Oh, I wish I had of reached for the D flat

The tonic of C Major to.

Better than the tonic that I chose

It didn't harmonise

Let me sing my four four time

Even a coupla a Mazurkas

Would have taken care of this old girl

Good ol Chopin with all his flats

Coulda rocked my world

O, I wish I had of reached for the D flat

The tonic of C Major too.

Better than the tonic that I chose

It didn't harmonise

Let me sing my four four time

Maybe some Bartok/ Beethoven

Would have soothed all of my woes

I wish I had of went, straight for them

But for the bottle I did go.

I should have pushed the keys on the piano

And not the panic switch

Should've opened up my old music book

Wouldn't that have been the trick

Tinkered a bit with Kabelevsky and all my other baes

They are the right tonic and not hard core whisky

Oh the D Flat, makes me See Sharp

Puts me on the right path

Oh the D Flat, makes me See Sharp

Puts me on the right path

Oh the D Flat, makes me See Sharp

Puts me on the right path

Oh the D Flat, makes me See Sharp

Puts me on the right path