Bubblegum Cards and Pinups Lyrics

Bubblegum cards and pin ups

Help fuel my secret dreams

Everyone at school, just thinks it's cool

To read all the teen magazines

But for me it's special

They help my fantasies

That I can't tell anyone about

No one understands me

I feel a kinship with Barnabas Collins

He too has something to hide

I feel like there's something wrong with me

Because of how I feel inside

Every afternoon after school

My heart beats faster with glee

I run home and try to play it cool

But i can't wait to turn on the tv

David Hennessy is the same age as me

And the same age as all my friends

I think he must be so lucky

To be surrounded by handsome men!

David Selby, Michael Stroka,

Roger Davis- well maybe not him

Humbert Allen Astredo, Joel Crothers

And of course Jonathan Frid!

I wrote a letter to David Selby

Who's so handsome to me

But when my friends ask who I like

I lie and say Angelique

Although if I were a girl

She's who I would be

Like her , I want what I can't have

But I can't tell anybody

Barnabas I too have a secret!

Barnabas why can't you bite me?

Secretly I sigh and dream

Each afternoon while I watch tv