Holidays in Jail Lyrics

'Twas the night before Christmas

And all throughout the house

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a mouse

And Saint Nick brought some presents for your bitch ass

Merry fucking Christmas

It's been a long year and I got a longer wishlist

All I hear is the jingle bells

But last year I was sitting in a cell, yeah

Spent my holidays in jail (uh huh)

I spent my holidays in jail (yeah, yeah)

Spent my holidays in jail (it's true, I)

I spent my holidays in jail (yeah)

There was no Christmas caroling

My patience is wearing very thin

Cuz I heard those songs too many times

Got arrested for petty crimes

Counted it up last year

I didn't even have one sip of beer

Sat inside my cold cell

Drowning in a pool of tears

I can't deny it, I'm riding this wave

I got kicked in the face like my name was Chris Tucker

In Rush Hour

Motherfuckers wonder why I'm sour

They kneeled on my neck

Showed me no respect

They were like stand back, I think we got a crazy one

Damn, that's whack, cuz I should be playing stadiums

They set my bail to 500 K

I was like damn I wonder why it's gotta be this way

So I'm sorry if my tale is filled with misery

But I had to put some truth under the fucking Christmas tree

Now all I hear is the jingle bells (c'mon)

Merry mother fucking Christmas

It's been a long year and I got a longer wishlist

All I hear is jingle bells

But last year I wasn't living well

I spent my holidays in jail

I spent my holidays in jail

I spent my holidays in jail

Oh, I spent my holidays in jail

I spent my holidays in jail

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Merry mother fucking Christmas

Merry mother fucking Christmas

It's been a long year and I got a longer wishlist

Fuck Frosty the Snowman

I spent my holidays in jail

Jingle bells, come on

Jingle bells, come on

Jingle bells, come on

Jingle bells, come on

Jingle bells, come on

Jingle bells, come on

Jingle bells, come on

Jingle bells, come on

Merry motherfuckin' Christmas