THE DEMISE AND FALL OF JON E. GARGOYLE Lyrics

On the Caracus Brother's tour the crowd were shoutin' for more

But they weren't callin' for Jon E

Standing backstage was like bein' trapped in a cage

At least that's how it felt for our guy

He's carried all their gear, looked after the sound

Encouraged the boys and followed them around

He sits at the mixer deck doin' his thing

Gets in last orders when the bell rings

They keep tellin' him that he's one of the band

But the fact is he's just the unhired hand

Jon E. Gargoyle wants to be a rock 'n' roll star

He's tryin' real hard but not gettin' very far

He's doin' the best that he knows how

Cos, he wants to be a rock 'n' roll star

When the lights came up the crowd were jumping

But they weren't there for Jon E

And when the band started playin' the crowd sang along

But it wasn't Jon E. "G" they'd come to see

They keep tellin' him that he's one of the band

But the truth is he's just the hired hand

Jon E. Gargoyle wants to be a rock 'n' roll star

He's tryin' real hard but not gettin' very far

He's doin' the best that he knows how

Cos, he wants to be a rock 'n' roll star

Jon E. Gargoyle wants to be a rock 'n' roll star

He's tryin' real hard but not gettin' very far

He's doin' the best that he knows how

Cos, he wants to be a rock 'n' roll star

He's on a road to nowhere, the street of crushed dreams

A highway to nothing, or so it seems

Jon E. Gargoyle wants to be a rock 'n' roll star

He's tryin' real hard but not gettin' very far

He's doin' the best that he knows how

Cos, he wants to be a rock 'n' roll star

He wants to be a rock 'n' roll star