Arthuritis Lyrics

I've got a friend named Arthur Itis

He's got a brother named Rumit Itis

When I go out at night seems they always gotta tag along

And whenever thery's nasty weather

That's when they always want to get together

When they do they got nothin' better

Than be miserable all night long

They got a sister named Bursy Itis

She's more pain than her cousin Flo B Itis

Want my advise

Don't take her out at night

And lord help you if it starts to rain

'Cause once she starts she won't let up one minute

If there's a hole you'll be wishin' you were in it

That old Bursy loves nothing more

Than to whine, nag, and complain

And whenever there's nasty weather

That's when they always want to get together

Oh that Bursy, shows me no mercy

And Flo nags on and on

With friends like these, who needs enemies

Can't we just find some way to make peace

When we're together can't we make this world better

Than just miserable all night long

When we're together can't we make this world better

Than just miserable all night long