Christmas Party (Where Is Pat?) Lyrics

It's the yearly Christmas party

And everybody's filled with joy

Well, all but Jared—he's been naughty

But Matthew's been a real good boy

Manda's on the tree a-trimmin'

I've been hanging up the lights

Sure seems someone special's missing

Wonder where he is tonight

How 'bout that?

We're missing Pat on Christmas

We know he ain't got a single place to be

We do this every year, but he ain't here

This Christmas

He'll miss the pretty lights

A cheery night

We saved a spot beside the Christmas tree

Now where else would you rather be?

Wilco Jones has found his presents

Adam's trying to calm him down

We're all in ugly Christmas sweaters

Oh, if Pat could see us now

Time to bake the Christmas Kookies™

We'll place them right there on the hearth

Where's he at? We just keep looking

The Kookies™ are his favorite part

How 'bout that?

We're missing Pat on Christmas

We know he ain't got a single place to be

We do this every year, but he ain't here

This Christmas

He'll miss the pretty lights

A cheery night

We saved a spot beside the Christmas tree

Now where else would you rather be?

On the roof arose a clatter

It sounded like a Subaru

Jingle bells and pitter-patter

A sense of magic in the room

We heard the rumble down the chimney

Saw his bright red Birkenstocks

Maybe Pat was never missing

Turns out he was Santa Claus

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How 'bout that? He made it back for Christmas

And we know he had a whole world of things to see

He's bringing so much cheer

He's really here this Christmas

I hear the sleigh bells ring and angels sing

It's Santa Pat—oh, what a thing to see!

Now where else would you rather be?