Rudolph Diss Track ft. Conquest & Lil Teapot Lyrics

What are you doing? We need Santa

Red suit, white beard, Santa

Thank you, Maleficium

Name is Prancer, nose givcs cancer, Rudolph's gotta go

Ain't a dancer, I'm the answer, I can make it glow

Santa really hates you, girls won't date you

Women just play you, like a reindeer game

No acclaim, have some shame, I'm insane

Santa came, Hermes lame, Rudolph's gay

What's my name? Ooh

Yo, fuck Rudolph, it's vixen in this motherfucker

Got your doe up on my lap, she treat me like a candy sucker

I can barely stare you down the way that your shit glows

I can pull a thousand sleighs, but you can't pull a hoe

Ugly ass reindeer, sticks it in his south pole

Why'd you even come here? Gonna give you charcoal

Grab me another beard, we not equal, we not dipole

I'm like J. Cole, you like logic

I don't start shit, I just finish

I'm just like that, bitch

Cupid on the track

Yo, Blitzin in this bitch, you know I'm runnin' super fast

Fulfill a Christmas wish or two, then smash some reindeer ass

I hopped all on the beat to make a song, we gettin' cash

But Rudolph wants to throw some smoke, so I'll bring up the past

You cryin' about some old shit back when we ain't let you play

That nose is super freaky, man, we just got out the way

Ain't a high horse, just a washed goat

Now he by himself, like this last note

Clarise be bad she all on my dick

You took Dasher's spot, but you suck at that shit

You just a headlight, yeah, you dull as can be

You helped one night, how are you in the lead

It go Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzin

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen

You ain't in the top eight, even

So quick, yo, fuckin' celebratin

Yo, man, I'm about to go crazy

They already know

Comet about to cook on this shit

Nah, you ain't ready

Don't let him hear

Don't let Santa hear this shit

Killin' dinosaurs, cause you know my name Comet

Kill yourself, yeah, you gotta commit

Dude, Commit, chill the fuck out

It's just a song, man

Yo, that's on me, guys

That's on me

Like I didn't mean it, I swear to God