Granny Still Play Bingo Lyrics

Alright, just tap this number in, real quick

Come on granny man, pick up, I swear to God

Hello

I hit up my grandma the other day, and I was like, yo granny, you still trying to play bingo

And she was like, no no no, I ain't trying to play no bingo, I ain't trying to play no bingo

So then I called up granny, I'm like, yo, you trying to go to San Domingo

And she was all like, no no no, I ain't trying to go to San Domingo man, I don't wanna go to San Domingo

So then I called up granny, I'm like, yo, you wanna pet Flamingo

No no no, I don't wanna pet Flamingo man, I don't wanna pet Flamingo

So then like, I called her again, and I'm like, yo granny, so what the fuck do you want

What do you want granny

I want you to start calling my fucking phone boy

And I'm like, man, I'm just trying to see, like, if you wanna play bingo

And then she's like, I said boy, I don't wanna play no damn bingo

And I'm like, okay girlie, jeez, I get it man, like, oh my God

So then like, I call up my dad, and I'm like, yo dad, you know that your mama don't wanna play no bingo

And he was all like, man, shut your bitch ass up, I'm trying to play Last War here man

And I was like, fine, fuck you man, and I hang up

So then I call up my auntie, and I'm like, yo, you know your mama don't wanna play no bingo

And then she's like, teacher teacher stuff man, math shit, spelling shit, blah blah blah

And I'm like, man, that shit boring as hell, so I hang up

And then I call up granny again, and then she's still like, I don't wanna play no bingo man

Stop calling my phone, I don't wanna play no bingo

Stop calling me, I'll block you

I'm like, okay man, fine