FazMash Takes The L Lyrics

FazMash sits down in his game

Another day, same old pain

Hatching eggs, he's feeling bold

But every time, it's comedy gold

He clicks the button, hope in his eyes

But the R-N-G, it always lies

No huge pets, not a single prize

Just a bunch of L's, no surprise

Fazmash, my friend, he takes the L

No huge pets, Just garbage to sell

He's hatching away, but it's all bad news

Fazmash, my friend, You got the Pet Sim Blues

The chat's all buzzing,Come on, you'll get it

But every hatch, it's the same old regret

He sees Doc pullin' those shiny beasts

But his luck's as dry as a desert feast

He's tried all the tricks, all the secret spots

But the R-N-G lucks, they're only thoughts

Maybe tomorrow, perhaps he'll peek

But as for right now, his dice are weak

Fazmash, my friend, he takes the L

No huge pets, Just garbage to sell

He's hatching away, but it's all bad news

Fazmash, my friend, You got the Pet Sim Blues

He dreams of the day he'll crack that code

With a Titanic pet, he'll finally unload

But until then, he's stuck on the grind

Praying for luck, with a huge in mind

Fazmash, my friend, he takes the L

No huge pets, Just garbage to sell

He's hatching away, but it's all bad news

Fazmash, my friend, You got the Pet Sim Blues

So keep on clicking, keep rolling that dice

One day soon, it'll finally suffice

But As for now he sings with a grin

Preston you win, but I'll be back again