Merry Crisis Lyrics

Merry, merry, merry

Merry, merry, merry

oh-oh-oh

Merry, merry, merry

Merry, merry, merry

Christmas? no! crisis!

The streets are glowing, red and green

But I'm stuck scrolling on my screen (uh-huh)

Couples kissing by the tree, in

my house, just only me, ah with Mr. Bean

They're sipping cocoa, I'm drinking wine

Who needs love? I'm doing fine (uh-huh)

The world's all merry, but it feels so fake

Who decided this was my holiday fate?

Ho-ho-ho

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

I'll just dance through the drama

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

All alone, but ha-ha-ha

Ho-ho-ho

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

Laugh it off, it's who we are

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

Maybe next year… blah blah blah

Merry, merry, merry

Merry, merry, merry

oh-oh-oh

Merry, merry, merry

Merry, merry, merry

Christmas? no! crisis!

The gift exchange? No thanks, I'm broke

My bank account's the punchline of a joke (uh-huh)

Santa's list? Yeah, I'm off of it too

I'm the bad guy of the year, too

They're wrapping presents, I'm unwrapping snacks

Put on a movie, it's 'Die Hard'—relax (uh-huh)

Mariah shouts, 'All I want for Christmas..'

I just want 'APT.' by Rosé and Bruno Mars

Ho-ho-ho

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

I'll just dance through the drama

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

All alone, but ha-ha-ha

Ho-ho-ho

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

Laugh it off, it's who we are

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

Maybe next year… blah blah blah

Merry, merry, merry

Merry, merry, merry

oh-oh-oh

Merry, merry, merry

Merry, merry, merry

Christmas? no! crisis!

Drink up, get drunk, I'm lost my way

Yeah, yeah I'm lost this Christmas

Drink up, get drunk, I'm lost my way

Yeah, yeah I'm lost this.. Crisis!

Ho-ho

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

I'll just dance through the drama

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

All alone, but ha-ha-ha

Ho-ho

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

Laugh it off, it's who we are

Merry Crisis, fa-la-la

Maybe next year… blah blah blah