Gish Gallop Lyrics

The tail that wags the dog

Demands a treat

And we fear your pockets

Well, they just ain't that deep

He's got this sweet tooth, see

For candy ass meat

Crocodile tears

And dainty feet

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Sneakers

And dress pants

Demeanor

A house plant

Paul, I don't think you know why you're here

The geek skeet creeps

Down silicone khakis

To consolidate

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The emperor

Still wears his clothes

He's got a thousand yard stare

But people know

Underneath his veneers

Stardust and flams

He's got the whole wide world

In his wrinkled little hands

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I'm flipping houses, man

In my spare time

I work out of my van in Anaheim

Ever since

My trailer got drone striked

She lives with her parents now

But I've been doing alright

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She's got a face

Like the proverbial

And I don't want to anyway

Blueprint of a segue

Haha

Yeah yeah

Okay

Anyway

Well it was all fun

Had a good run

The old ball and chain

A nail to hang my poached mane

My ring finger knuckle swollen

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I'm losing my fucking mind

Over here waiting

It takes me 45

Minutes just to get to the exit

And I want out

I want out

I want out now

I need to get a grip

Before I lose it

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And if you don't think I don't have any fight left in me

You're dead wrong

I just need to relax my head

My sciatica is acting up again

I just need to lie down

But when I'm back up

I'll be around

I'll be around

I'll just talk about it

Be so ready to go then

All this praxis and

Responsibility

I'll shoulder that

I'll put it on

I just need a nap

First

Pulled my hamstring

Then I'll be back in a jiff

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