The Show Lyrics

Oh, I'm back in the cut, I'm a tainted mutt

World's so fucked up, like a worker's truck

Working too hard, trying to make a buck

Don't even matter, grocery's eat it up

I'm a piss people off, no matter what I say

Whether left, right, black, white, trans or gay

Cancel me, hell, that'll be the day

That I get famous and my bills are paid

I see this through different eyelids

Everybody, let's get down to business

Stop bitching, back off the bullshit

Raise your kids, retarded, stupid

Got rationality on my wish list

Got politicians on all my shit list

It's blurry, hard to see

Are we gullible or just naive

Y'all won't talk shit quite like me

Aw shucks, am I too offensive, geez

Get off my nuts, get back on the grind

I'm a faggot in the guts, with dick on my mind

I'll eat your fruity butts, but I don't got the time, really though

Be what you want, the whole world just a smelly twat

Fuck everybody, so on and whatnot

It's about damn time that Diddy got caught

Hey diddle diddle, Drake likes to fiddle

Riding in the whip with two kids in the middle

Biden saying, can I get a little sniffy sniffle

Creepy grown men R. Kelly should've pissed on

Hit the ball, bitch, let's go for home

It's out of the park and our minds are gone

Come on down and see the show

Everybody gets the glow

Pedos' freaks and so much more

What the fuck is happening, though

Come on down and see the show

Everybody gets the glow

Pedos' freaks and so much more

What the fuck is happening, though

This world is too damn perverted

Call peds minor attracted persons

Women gotta carry guns in their purses

Society is over, man, pull the curtains

Worship Disney religiously

Eat my shit with all of your teeth

Can't have a drink with Bill Cosby

Everybody's Jeffrey Epstein

Here's a thought I had and it just might work

Be a father to your kids, put in the work

Most of y'all blow away like dry-ass dirt

Leave them with a world of lifelong hurt

Maybe those lines are a little too real

Maybe I don't really know how I feel

Maybe we should take a few little pills

See the sun rise over them hills

Zombies in the street, needles by they feet

Skeet on a tree, shittin' in an alley, shit

Nowadays, right in front of kids, at the crosswalk

Motherfuckers nodding off, during daily small talk

Lortab shuffle right down to the bus stop

Snortin' fentanyl, get the Narcan, chop chop

Lickety split from dead to feet

Tell me, what the fuck is happening

Come on down and see the show

Everybody gets the glow

Pedos' freaks and so much more

What the fuck is happening, though

Come on down and see the show

Everybody gets the glow

Pedos' freaks and so much more

What the fuck is happening, though

Third verse a little worse than the first

I'm berzerk in a hearse in a baby gap shirt

Throwin' turds at the nerds and the gas station clerk

Shootin' at the mall and I make the tires skrrt skrrt

I was raised so fuckin' rude

Sorry LGBTQ

It's not my fault, I do what I do

Or if I offend you

I identify as a fuckin' asshole

Hassle the world, rope it in a lasso

Touch my kids, get found under grass, so

At this point, every school should have some guns

Shooter runs in, shotgun blow out their lungs

We descending that global ladder, rung by rung

Wicked thoughts on TV from every tongue

Fucked up, brain dead, dumb

Feel numb, feelings you don't have none

Take your medication, masturbation

Sounds fun on the bus, here I come

On the seat on your feet, smear on your cheek

Hop off then shit in the street

Scream that the cops are after me

These are the people that you gotta deal with on a daily basis

Are you tired of the bullshit yet

Put em in the VA tell the veterans

To leave now tell me, is this how we do our vets

Well I guess the answer's yes

So fuck it, give me pantyhose and a dress

And I'm a join every women's sports league I can

And just beat the shit out of every one of em, man

Honestly, I don't really give a fuck

Just do what you want and shut the fuck up