Dishwasher of Destiny Lyrics

In the heart of the kitchen, where mortals fear

The plates rise high, the end draws near

A mountain of dishes, so mighty, so grand

But I alone, with sponge in hand!

The dishwasher hums, a beast unchained

It thirsts for battle, unrestrained!

With foamy waters, I shall begin

The dishwasher, it always wins!

No dish shall survive, no cup shall stand

In the cleansing roar, I'll rule this land!

Dishwasher of Destiny, hear my call

With cycles of thunder, I cleanse them all!

Plates and goblets, forks of steel

Into the tempest, I make them kneel!

The silverware trembles, the pans cry out

But in the wash, there's no room for doubt!

I face the grime with a warrior's heart

Each dirty dish shall fall apart

Through soap and steam, my legend grows

For the dishwasher's power, everyone knows!

Dishwasher of Destiny, hear my call

With cycles of thunder, I cleanse them all!

Plates and goblets, forks of steel

Into the tempest, I make them kneel!

Hear the roar, the whirl, the spin

This war of water, I shall win!

In the racks, the armies fall

Cups and saucers heed my call!

Through fire and foam, I carry the blade

In this dishwasher, legends are made!

No spoon unsaved, no pan untouched

My power in bubbles is unmatched!

Dishwasher of Destiny, hear my call

With cycles of thunder, I cleanse them all!

Plates and goblets, forks of steel

Into the tempest, I make them kneel!

The saga ends, but the legend grows,

In every kitchen, my power shows!

The plates now gleam, the forks rejoice

The kitchen echoes with a mighty voice!