Where Did All my Fellas Go...? Lyrics

Santa hands me a present

I open it and suddenly he is gone

And in the present box

There is a single fly

As Santa drinks the delicious little Caesar's crust

Oh

Santa goes to McDonald's

And he orders a drink

A large, cold soda

And a french fry chip

But the waiter tells him

They don't serve to old ass men

And Santa began to cry

And the elves do not, do not like that

And they raid the McDonald's CEO

And Santa's troop cut off his balls

And they mail his balls in a package

Where did all my niggas go

Where did all my niggas go

I look around and they are dust

Where did all my niggas go

And suddenly all the black kids disappear

I look around and they have all turned to dust

Their present boxes are all filled with cold, cold crust