The Evolution Of Christmas Lyrics

Remember that Christmas when you were a kid

You played the Nintendo like everyone did

And in the backyard you dominated

It's the evolution of Christmas

Remember that Christmas when they got divorced

It all when downhill when they got on the sauce

Maybe they should have left after main course

It's the evolution of Christmas

Sometimes it's the most wonderful day

And sometimes the black dog won't go away

The turkey and spuds, a new kind of beer

A roll of the dice every year

Remember that Christmas when your bestie died

The banter was foggy but everyone tried

To put just a dash of the cheer back inside

It's the evolution of Christmas

Remember that Christmas when your sister had

A new baby boy that looked just like your Dad

That glorious day you forgot all the sad

It's the evolution of Christmas

Sometimes it's the most wonderful day

And sometimes the black dog won't go away

The turkey and spuds, a new kind of beer

A roll of the dice every year

Remember that Christmas - I sure hope you did

Cos it was your last - and that's how it is

We all get a different number of these

It's the evolution of Christmas

It's the evolution of Christmas

It's the evolution of Christmas