Mrs. Claus Decked His Boughs Lyrics

Santa Claus is in my closet

Looking for me

Looking for mrs claus too

Where'd she go

Where'd she run off to

Horses

Snow

Winter

Bernie did it

That little son of a bitch

It was the elf chode

That mrs Claus rode

Frogs are not toads

Ho ho hoed

To joy I ode

Santa feeds her

He's her feeder

Dip that cookie in some milk

Santa gives her all his cookies

That's why

He's never fat

I know that cookie good

But what if the cookie

Just wants to be free

And what if Santa

Just has pent up trauma

What if Santa

Was bisexual

And in denial

Wouldn't he need help?

If I waited

329 days

Just to find out

That Santa's gay

Scoff

But its no excuse

For the suffering

He put his wife through.

All that food

How could you!

Santa Claus you wicked man

Maybe I kinda fuck with the grinch

Not too much though only a little bit

Meanwhile

Bernie the elf

Was nothing

Just a penis

And bad self esteem

But ayeeee

He got a chode

And ayeee

To mrs claus he showed

She liked it

Enough to bite it

Oh she liked it

Kinda spiced it

Oh and bernie

He knew

That she

was being abused

By his boss

Aint nothing he was gonna do

Which is kinda mean

What I do

Break it down

Forbidden love this Christmas

And the wreaths

And the snow

And the wreaths

And the snow

And the horses down below

And the wreaths

And the snow

And the wreaths

And the snow

What if all of it goes

And the wreaths

And the snow

And the wreaths

And the snow

Oh no no no

Alright