BIG PINK ROVER BITCH 2 ft. Jaron Da Baddest, Diddy Dan, Lil Minion Squirt Juice, Syd The Sloth & Lil Dick Nigga Toaster Lyrics
- Genre:Hip Hop & Rap
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Yo, whata up its lil minion squirt juice back to chasin nigga down the street
Ah
What the fuck is up everybody its syd the sloth
Period
Lil Dick Nigga Toater on da beat
Ah
It's hawk tuah hayloe finna spit on that thang
Hawk tuah
It's Da motherfucking Baddest, I'm a baddie with a Fatty, ahh
Yo, daddy kade got his STDS cleared, whats poopin No
Period
Lil Queef has autism ehehahsheh
Aye its double b nigga big boss never loss
Lil Broc back at it again
Diddy Dan has a hole in his chest
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, on the gang, ahaha
Yeah Its Da motherfucking Baddest
How you doing CL? ahahaha, bitch
Look, Got a fat ass troll in the buliding getting Molded
Everybody wanna know how she gaining?
CL is like a big fat fish out of the water
Can't rlly see her bc she bulit like a planet
Everytime we wake up when its raining
It's CL crying because she built like a fat girl Draining
I know everyday when she gets up the whole world Be tumbling and shaking, moving and breaking
Cls got 3 bodies now she's tryna make it 4 by the am
She's so fat when she walks she cracks the earths Surface
She dates people so she can get down on purpose
Who hurt this poor porn star
She has so much brain damage im surprised she Didn't get hit by a fucking car (skrttt)
Tryna bang but the only thing you can bang is that Tooth brush (buzzzz)
Back to CL shes as big as a fuckin whale
It's to the point i cant even open up my mail
When i try have a meal
She takes a thoght to steal
I'm in this world
Like bitch is this even real
Thought i had to put on a lil show for a bit you feel Me
Woo
Slide up gnag
Bring me back
Lets go
Go,go,go
Hit me up on 2
CL eats for 2
Fuck that shit
Might be 3
She leave her hole for free
The world seeks to her
She smells like shit and fur
Like lets be for real
Who the hell wants her
Like shit i'd rather baptize my self in baby oil
That bitch probably lets snaks coil
In her pussy
What the fuck
Is she a rookie
Like what the fuck
Eat a cookie
I'm sure thats like her go to snack
Wait remember the snack that smiles back
It had no time to smile back because you ate it
It's lil minion squirting the fuck out
Bow wow turn around cl is doing her dancy dance Shaking the floor hurting the poor
She fell on me and I'm hurting to the core and now I'm sore
Aye aye
Pink rover bitch
Pink rover bitch
She turn around went to the restroom and took a stinky shit clogging the toilet
Cl making sure she dosent smell bad she puts on smelling ointment
She uses baby powder as make up and blushes it in chunks
And she stunk like a monk
CL's pussy is super loose, like that game duck duck goose
Got a new man on that shit, and he couldn't even find it
This song is as hard as me, when I go and stick it in
Got baddies on baddies, Get drunk and stick it in
Are you really dissing us? If anything CL
Bend over like your used to, 3 bodies down to kill
3 more to kill
Cl trying to go to Yale but she didn't get actpeted so she's trying to go to Harvard wait did I say Harvard I meant the fucking harbor.
She's sinking like whale but she fails
She goes to jail but she couldn't get bailed out
Pussy so dry it turns to mush
Icy like a fish
Bitch no kiss
Jerking her cousin off what is this shit
Walmart parking lot rember that cl
This shit is weird as I look nothing is clear the Windows are fogged up wait is that cl
Am and her were fucking I think when she moaned
she was clucking
Werid shit, werid shit, werid shit
Dan your a dumb ass get the fuck off my property
Your property you took my catel mother fucker
Fuck you mean your catel your peice of shit i bought em last week
Your cattel the tags says besstie thats my besstie
Fuck you
Oh shit do you see that on your property god damnit
I recon thats the cotton pickers, dan grab the shot
gun
Yee-haw we got that mother fucker
I'm a cow girl cls pussy stinks like a pearl
In this world you can't fuck with my cattle cause they built like cl
She will charge at your ass and send you to hell
When she hides she hides behind a hay-bell
My cattle is spinning
And they are dissing
And pissing also shitin
She is built like a U-Haul
Who is gay and stealing my hay
Cl is arching
When we are down with the cattle we use it as a dart board
I remember watching cl touch my boy on the bed Cl was givin some terrible lookin head
She built like my big ol' green tractor
She was like my 900*80 factor
Back to my farm I had some cattle, but then i heard something rattle
And listen it was CL not my cattle
Back to dissin that shawty again haha leego
Aye, they call me the big boss
(Brr)
Number one homie yeah you know I'm never lost
(Leggo)
I be riding on my tractor, CL suckin dick
She be trying get it quick
Who the fuck is that shawty I know she a thottie
Number one nigga yeah she ain't getting nobody
She only getting niggas in the jail cell
Haa leggo leggo leggo
It's Brody
Get this cattle off my field
Big back Dosent know how to yield yawing for Longer then the sun is out
I have my rifle ready without out no doubt
Rip my grandma she's a g my horse is on a leash
I eat food for free cause I'm the best gunslinger in town
I kill cattle and shoot up herion I sattle up to go into the deep west looking for cl she has a bell name Fatbitch
I'm in this shit I'm the best they me call big Brody burgers
call me big Brody burgers
I was riding on my tractor, fucked that bitch then smacked her
Pissin out my bladder
Fell off my ladder
Cl stepped the whole world shattered
She's probably laced with baby powder
Like what the fuck how she go for hours
That pussy smells so sour
She wants a man to devour
Like bitch take a shower
Clean, clean, scrub, scrub for hours
Nasty ass bitch
I'm county I'm funky I'm fishing I'm on a mission to hunt this cattle down
Cl is fucking around with my cattle I need to use my horse and put on a sattle
I grab my rifle where is this fat shit I put in my tooth pick and sit down she's hanging around I grab my lasso And I'm in a hassal
She is a asshole
She is hanging from a tree I shoot her down she's on a flee
And as I see while taking a peak she broke a tree
Yea, yeehaw
How your horses doing?
Are they holding up? Ha
I'm gonna ride that horse like a motherfucking cowboy, g-giddy up, huh
She wanna put it down on me, told her ass to giddy up, g-giddy up, ahh
I was born in the motherfucking wild wild west
Where they're aint no phones no nothing
Got send an owl with note or ride your horse, g-giddy up, uh huh
I'm a motherfucking cowboy, wild west side
When the dogs wanna jump, tell em' down boy
Everybody on that beer shit, the hick shit, big truck shit, ahh
Cow boy mother fucker
She's a wresten folk she chokes on egg yoke
She jerk off a guy with soap eating French fries
She was out in my ranch dancing with no pants
Slapping my dick around when it's touching my hands
Clapping cheeks on repeat
While sitting on a hot seat
My horse is soaking wet touching its tesicals
When it's moaning it's sound like a jet
I had to get the cattle cl tied up on a net
When I say curling you say iron
Curling
Iron
Curling
Iron
You know what i kill
Honest to god you know what i kill
Niggers
Yeah, ye-yeah
Had to make a second one
That first one wasn't enough
I mean shit she did though
Oh god just wait
Uh
Uh
Bring that shit
Lets go bitch
Fuck that shit up, bring it
Walk my shit back dont let em know im bcak in it again
These stories of CL have to continue let em in
Wearin this burgundy outfit
Like was it really it?
Bitch i hope you understand why we all the talkin shit
Huh?
Went down form toothbrushes, to irons, the dog toys then minors
This case dont get better
Bundle in sweaters
Need 10x to fit
Big fat fuckin bitch
Naturaly smell like shit
Like what the fuck bitch
Get the fuck outta here before you have some kids
Fuckin nasty bitch
Big fat CL
Like Dan said it's big as hell
Holly shit everyone get up and yell
What the fuck what is that smell
Fish,lube, and shit
It's like a mystery
She needs a Historectimy
She needs a Historectimy
(Historectimy)
Heer-heer-heer-heer
Im retarded
CL hit me in the head with a brick now I'm retarded
I looked down at her grandmas grave and farted
So hold up
Lil queef I'm a faggot
I suck dick I'm always at it
I snort coocaine I'm an addict
CL stuffed me in the attic
I fell over the toothbrush and maggots
Bitch like I said I'm a faggot
I also found a heroin needle, shot it up my arm
I escaped the attic and went to her barn
By the way my grandmas tits are lose
Come suck up her pussy juice
Bow
it's Da Baddest here I am again, and there you go
ha
Boutta diss a fat whale bitch type of hoe,(uh huh)
Here I go again and there you are,(peekaboo)
Talking all that shit while your over there far,(far)
Dumb bitches trying me, broke bitches tryna fuck on me,(huh)
All these Lil niggas talking, like they is above me
I know you wish I was your bitch, heteronomy
But you are all my sons, period, autonomy, ahaaa
Yeah, now what's good cuh?
Or should I say
What's good son?
Ahahahahaha
Okay, okay, lets go
Brutha im a nic fein
I like shopping on shein
Cl likes everybody touching her bean
She needa invest in some mr clean.
Fuck that bitch shes a hoe
Talk to kade he always know
She shows her clit
Let's take a pic.
Brutha she gay
She play too much
She gets too wet it turns to slush.
When's she's dry it turns to mush
When she cries she flys like a fucking pigeon
I hope she ends up in a ditch
She is a bitch I'm not kidding
She is fishing for food
That's kinda rude dude.
I can't believe she flew dude
It's like Lizzo crowd suffering
Im hurting with pain I'm drowning with sorrow
It's sad that she sallows
I heard she makes that shit hollow
Like wood and when I was told this I understood
She's a hoe
Like I know
She needs to let shit go
Past is the past
But the shit that she did
There is no past cause she always be showing some ass(showin some ass)
Cl fucks her dogs toy she thought it was a rose toy Then she sucked it like it was a boy
Then put it in her pussy to destroy
I don't know if she'll go to heaven
She fingers her self to eleven from stranger things
She plays with things
She stinks & rinks like sweaty armpits
Fuck this shit
Bitch is a bitch she likes kids
She's underage
When she's hears this she's gunna rage
She's so desperate she'll stick a coy up her coochie
Hoochie coochie hot mama she slurps on cum like it's hot lava
I just farted in brodys grandmas breathing tube
Oh shit…
AHH!
Haaaaa, whats good?
Yuh, you know who they got
Da motherfucking Baddest, Kyuh
KADE
Diddy Dan
Lil Minion Squirt Juice
Syd The Sloth
Lil Queef
Lil Dick Nigga Toaster
Now what the fuck is good?
Cmon y'all, aye, aye, aye, cmon on, ya!
My friend fucked a cat I just want to beat him with a baseball bat
Like Cl is fat(aye)
Like Dane wiants cat
Cl eats chocolate
And using it like a vibrater
She moved by me and I'm like hi neighbor
Nigga nigga nigga
She wants to use my dick like a salt shaker
My grandma is dead hahaha,
RIP
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Fuck that
They call me lil dick nigga toaster for a reason, because I committed treason
I just fucked my friend Carson
Lit his house on fire, lets call that arson
Lil Minion squirtin on that beat
Went one whole month without beating my meat
From November to December my dick was stung by a bee
I just stuck it in your asshole don't forget to clench your cheeks
CL built like no make up cardi b
Took my toothpaste shoved it up my scrotum and made myself scream
Now to the street Cl hookin up with baymax, big hero feet
She smells like fish and cheese
Put her on the menu
It will be dans venu
If your really on the menu
Dont go behind dg
Or else youll see two perverts stringing there string cheese
Don't forget abour santa you ho,ho,ho
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
I don't know nigger
Cl is a gold digger
Suck my fucking toe nigger
She fucks with a eleven year old she uses a heatingpad for her pussy so her pussy hole dosent get cold niggger
Her pussy is cold nigger
When she text her front size is bold nigger
When she is line for subway it's on hold nigger
Hold up she's freezing she's cold nigger
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger
Aye nigga
I finger my ass i have a lot of gas and I use it like laughing gas
I might have to pass on cl all I do is bring her taco bell
She pulls down her pants and everybody yells
She smells like fish like a sauté dish
Honestly she should be on make a wish
I have toe nail and dick blisters
Cl eats cheese off my feet
Lil queef can I get a peak
Diddy dan I might tweet for cl cheeks
I might be jerking off for weeks
Bitch i was on my go to list, she smells like ass and piss
Fucking on the counter top, her pussy is pinned on wish
Holly fuck dude, the chef came out with the new Cl Dish
Bitch hella fat, CL always eating chips
She went down to the grave site, i felt the whole magnitude of the earth shift
Everytime she walks the whole world dips
She cried to her mom because i quote on quote treated her like shit
In all reality CL is just a bitch
Its so funny because its like the definition of pink rover bitch
They really got Da Baddest on this funny ass shit
Oh nah gang she made us do all this when we could all be on a trip(on gawd)
Its Lil Minion, pink rover bitch
Its Syd The Sloth
Lil Dick Nigga Toaster signing off
Uh-di-di-dur
Its Hawk Tuah Hayloe finna bit that thang off
It's Da mother Baddest, and I still got a fatty, ahaaa
God fuckin damnit i still have my fuckin stds this is piece of shit, this is why they call me daddy KADE
Lil Queef, Lil Queef, Lil Queef
Its Double B nigga
Its Lil Broc
Diddy Dan, Diddy Dan, Diddy Dan, Diddy Dan
Ah