Who the Hell is at the Door Lyrics

I was snoozing in my kingdom dreamin' of a bone

When a sound cut the silence—an invader in my home

The jingle of the bell the creak of the floor

My fur's on fire—who the hell's at the door

I'm the protector the king of this space

Don't they know they've entered my sacred place

Heart's racing fast my tail's on a roll

This is DEFCON 1—I've lost control

Who the hell's at the door

I've gotta bark I've gotta roar

Are they friend? Are they foe? I've gotta know

Who the hell's at the door

Is it the mailman? I've seen him before

Sneaky bastard keeps comin' back for more

A squirrel? A burglar? A pizza guy

I don't know but I'm ready to die

Nose to the window claws on the floor

Hackles up high—I can't take anymore

They might have a bomb or they might have a treat

But I'm on the front lines I can't be beat

Who the hell's at the door

I've gotta bark I've gotta roar

Are they friend? Are they foe? I've gotta know

Who the hell's at the door

Mom says Calm down you're being insane

But doesn't she know I'm the guardian of this domain

If I don't bark who will sound the alarm

It's my job to save us from potential harm

Oh wait a second it's Aunt Sue

She's got belly rubs and a snack or two

False alarm everyone stand down

But just try sneaking up when I'm around

Who the hell's at the door

I've gotta bark I've gotta roar

Are they friend? Are they foe? I've gotta know

Who the hell's at the door

I'll bark forever it's what I do

When the doorbell rings I'm lookin' out for you

So don't mind the chaos it's my daily chore

To keep you all safe from the hell at the door