Can You Hear What I Hear? (Oh Wait, You're On Mute) Lyrics

Typing away on a silent screen,

Your work face looks low-key mean.

Lips moving but nothing's heard

These silent work calls are just absurd.

Can you hear what I hear?

Did my window share appear?

Will my bluetooth interfere?

Can you hear what I hear?

Zoom issues are the worst

No idea who should speak first.

Maybe let's take this off-line...

I'll slack you a few meeting times.

Maybe it didn't install?

I'll grab the IT guy in the hall.

He knows how to fix this quick

I've run out of things for you to click.

Can you see what I see?

How do I work this machine?

We always do this same routine

Can you see my screen?

Nevermind, I'll call you Monday...

This brief needs work anyway.