Reggae Ain't My Jam Lyrics

I walked into a tropical scene

Steel drums playin' everyone serene

The bassline thumped the crowd swayed slow

But I just thought Man I gotta go

The music's weird like a wobble in time

That offbeat rhythm messes with my mind

They all look high like they floatin' in space

And those dreads? When's the last time they embraced a shampoo case

Reggae ain't my jam I'll say it loud

Too much chill in a smoky crowd

The beats are weird the vibe's too slow

And Jamaica's got way too much H2O

Every song sounds like the last one played

Like they found one groove and they all just stayed

The singers grin their eyes half-closed

But I need energy not Whoa dude who knows?

The sea surrounds them it's water galore

Just thinking of it makes me miss the shore

They're all about vibes and a tropical breeze

But I need a place where I can stand with ease

Reggae ain't my jam I'll say it loud

Too much chill in a smoky crowd

The beats are weird the vibe's too slow

And Jamaica's got way too much H2O

Call me uptight say I don't get it

But every irie mon just makes me sweat it

I like my music fast my hair well-kept

And islands without the ocean concept

Reggae ain't my jam I'll say it loud

Too much chill in a smoky crowd

The beats are weird the vibe's too slow

And Jamaica's got way too much H2O

So play your Marley your ganja tunes

I'll stick to rock or country croons

Reggae's not for me it's just too bizarre

Now excuse me I'm off to find a mainland bar

Reggae ain't my jam I'll say it loud

Too much chill in a smoky crowd

The beats are weird the vibe's too slow

And Jamaica's got way too much H2O

Call me uptight say I don't get it

But every irie mon just makes me sweat it

I like my music fast my hair well-kept

And islands without the ocean concept

So play your Marley your ganja tunes

I'll stick to rock or country croons

Reggae's not for me it's just too bizarre

Now excuse me I'm off to find a mainland bar