Elementary School Teacher Lyrics

Oh, honey, I've never met you

And I think you're in love

Because you keep on telling me

Just what you've been dreaming of

And I see she's dressed in her finest

Oh, yeah, she dolled herself up

She must have had the intuition that she'd see me

And might be falling in love

But she don't need nobody else

She's staring at me and then she says

She said, I wish I could be

An elementary school teacher

I wish I could be, an elementary boy

I wish I could be, sitting in detention

Don't suspend me, cause I wanna be

She's sipping her margarita

And she plays with her hair

She's got a million and a half reasons why

I should find her so fair

I see she's feeling quite nervous

Right as he wanders away

But then he peeks around the corner at her

And she knows he's here to stay

But she don't see nobody else

Looked up at me, and then she says

She said, I wish I could be

An elementary school teacher

I wish I could be, an elementary boy

I wish I could be, sitting in detention

Don't suspend me, cause I wanna be

Sitting next to you, sitting next to me

She said, I wish I could be

An elementary school teacher

I wish I could be, an elementary boy

I wish I could be, sitting in detention

Don't suspend me, cause I wanna be

Sitting next to you, sitting next to me

She's sitting next to me

She's sitting next to me

She's sitting next to me

She's sitting next to me